So … mouzas and I spent the weekend at the Trimaris coronation event in Ocala, and she looked so amzing in her 14th century French garb! I need to get myself a better set of garb, which means I’ll have to pattern out and sew a cotehardie for myself, some hose (oh god I’m so terrified of hose), and a nice hood.
i genuinely don’t understand how there are people who think being “overly politically correct” is worse than actual bigotry
- Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
- Me: Which one?
- Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
- Me: That's two separate shows
- Mum: No
- there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
- and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
- because she was going out with that blonde lady
- Me: That still could be either show
- Mum: I think there were clones
- Me: There we go.
Computer consoles will explode and kill you if your character doesn’t have a name.
Computer consoles should probably be checked for that whole exploding issue.
Transporters are the safest way to travel. Except every 6 to 10 episodes when something goes horribly awry.
Shuttle craft are only capable of crash landings.
Have you tried reversing the polarity of the magnetic constrictors?
They should really put bigger screens on the tricorders.
Future fashion will bring back the onsie.
The holodeck is amazing
Don’t go on the holodeck.