flatbear:

dr-kara:

for hollowfacade and flatbear

Superheroes SHOULD wear their lacy panties above the costume!  Hope you don’t mind the quick sketch!

GENIUS. SCREAMING GENIUS.

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It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and STEPHEN. With a “P-H”.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Kevin. Don’t get Adam started on Steve, he was the worst.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve and Lilith.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Carol and Ted and Alice.

It’s not Adam and Steve, I mean, it was at one point, but it’s Adam and Stephanie now. You didn’t hear?

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve. Just Eve. Happy by herself.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s eesh, look, I’ll date at some point but I’m just too busy right now. Give it time.

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— Mara Wilson  (via tockwhoticks)

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dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

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leviosaaax3:

He hit the nail on the head.

leviosaaax3:

He hit the nail on the head.

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capnromanoff:

consider this: 

thor is always running into little kids who are thrilled to meet him - he doesn’t really understand the concept of signing autographs, but he starts carrying asgardian toys around in his pockets to give to kids he meets (much to shield’s chagrin - how are we supposed to keep alien tech under control when the god of thunder is giving out magnetic propulsion toys to five-year-olds?) 

but one day, he meets this girl who’s nine, maybe ten, and she runs up to him all misty-eyed and immediately asks him if he knows jane foster

and her mother’s embarrassed because “honey, that’s thor, aren’t you excited to see thor?” but the girl just explains that she wants to be a scientist when she grows up, and that jane foster is the astrophysicist (she pronounces the word carefully, as if she’s been practicing) who found out how the rainbow bridge worked - isn’t that so cool? she read about it in kids discover and they watched a documentary in school and dr. foster was in it and it made her think that maybe because she likes planets so much she could be a scientist, too 

and thor smiles broadly and tells her that wanting to be a scientist is a noble dream, and he says “if your mother would be willing, i could introduce you” 

and that’s how jane foster ends up with a tiny science geek in pigtails trailing around behind her in her lab, asking how everything works. jane can’t really comprehend the fact that a kid would want to meet her, but she likes explaining things and she looks at this girl and can’t help seeing herself. thor is just fucking delighted because to him the idea of jane being a child’s hero makes perfect sense, why wouldn’t it? she’s jane

and years later the girl grows up to be an astrophysicist or an astronaut or an aerospace engineer and she never forgets the time that dr. jane foster knelt down beside her and said, don’t let anybody stop you from chasing the stars, if that’s what you want 

jane foster inspiring girls in science, y/y 

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perks-of-being-chinese:

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thegrrrlwholived:

konekobasuluv:

I’m in love!

!!!!!!!!!!! haushinkaisarealgirl

Overall impression of issue #1 … some great moments which were sadly overshadowed by some really gross and disturbing tropes.

I’m hoping it improves from here, but Steve Trevor is next …

Hurray Diana becomes the champion of the Amazons!
Loving the classic outfit.

Hurray Diana becomes the champion of the Amazons!

Loving the classic outfit.

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gailsimone:

A COMPLETE collection?

That must be extensive, indeed!

tootlesftw is that you??

OK … I admit I was not expecting that.

OK … I admit I was not expecting that.

Oh no …. it actually got worse. Much worse.

This here, this is inexcusable. Not only did they have to include the rape, but it is strongly suggested that the rape is a punishment for straying from the Amazon’s purpose as decreed by the gods.

I don’t care that this comic was written in 1985, this is not acceptable. I see a lot of people decrying the new origin story, but I wonder if they are forgetting this nasty little blemish in Wonder Woman history.

I knew this was going to happen, so I was prepared to deal with it, but it still makes me so angry. Can we just have ONE origin story for women in comics that doesn’t involve rape?

I know it was meant as a show of just how awful Heracles is, but there are literally innumerable ways to do that without yet another rape as a motivation story.

Heracles waltzes into Themyscira thinking he’s gonna steamroll over the Amazons and promptly has his ass handed to him by Hippolyta.
NOTE: Because spelling seems to be arbitrary through Wonder Woman history, I’m gonna spell it “Hippolyta”.

Heracles waltzes into Themyscira thinking he’s gonna steamroll over the Amazons and promptly has his ass handed to him by Hippolyta.

NOTE: Because spelling seems to be arbitrary through Wonder Woman history, I’m gonna spell it “Hippolyta”.

Oh, I see where they were going with this. The Amazons are not created from scratch, they are the reincarnate souls of women who were killed by men. It’s sort of a beautiful origin story for them, although I wish it were done without the fetishization of violence against women. Maybe I’m being too sensitive.

Oh, I see where they were going with this. The Amazons are not created from scratch, they are the reincarnate souls of women who were killed by men. 

It’s sort of a beautiful origin story for them, although I wish it were done without the fetishization of violence against women. Maybe I’m being too sensitive.